Uncle Bruce

That one uncle that tells offensive, dark, or just racist jokes to his brother's or sister's kids, usually jokes he doesn't tell his own kids.

Dad: "Where did you hear that from?"
Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
Dad: "Don't talk to your Uncle Bruce anymore!"

by TheDeadYeti November 26, 2023

Uncle James’d

When you eat her pussy, after several of your friends came in her.

She got Uncle James’d , after the boys pulled a train on her.

by James Gresham December 3, 2023

Uncle Edward

It’s when a mexican emo femboy has gay anal sex with five different black men, a puerto rican boy, and a fat white discord mod. He gets mad when he doesn’t receive Tyrone’s big magicial drumstick and is constantly on his mexican dude period.

Half Credit: WWW.COMPASS

Andrew was being such an Uncle Edward today…

by Fishnuggets66 December 5, 2023

Uncle Ben (Byn)

This is when you Boof a Zyn pouch.

Hey Bro.. I got a few extra Zyn's on me.... wanna go full Uncle Ben (Byn) on the way to eat at Panda Express?

by pandadaddy December 14, 2023

Drunk Uncled

Verb
Past Tense
When a person has been duped, tricked, confused, bamboozled, misled, or swindled by an act so bizarre and nonsensical it defies logical explanation--like being cornered by your drunk uncle at a family gathering.

"Woody drunk uncled me again, so somehow I'm paying for dinner."

by GCWrites August 22, 2023

my uncle is making the best pizza

brutally loving dough and uncle absolutely smashing the f out of the dough

My uncle is making the best pizza
he loves it too much

by Daquavious Daquan the third September 6, 2023

Digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade

Grave robbing

After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.

by OnendunWontcare September 18, 2023