Turtle Necked

when someone is hit so hard in the head their neck is extended a little.

asshole Eian was giving me shit at that party so i turtle necked that fucker

by Graham22 February 24, 2009

turtlebunny

referring to but not limited to the blending or blurring of such ways of framing reality that does nothing but pigeonhole the vision and thoughts of normally interesting and good willed people

Dude, don't go all turtlebunny on me, ok.

by turtlebunny September 19, 2009

Turtlegoncorn

A mix between a turtle, dragon, and a unicorn. The masculine version. noun

I just saw a Turtlegoncorn on land, sea, and in the air!

by Professorunicorn333 February 24, 2010

turtle wash

verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now

"im gonna turtle wash your ass!"

by L Pea-lunk November 28, 2009

Turtleboarder

One who learns all new tricks in the same spot where they learned their first kick flip.

UCLA wont let you skate on bruin walk anymore so it makes it harder for Turtleboarders to learn new tricks

by nas3100 October 12, 2009

turtle farm

Any place filled with old, slow moving people.

Dude, Luby's Cafeteria is such a turtle farm. It's like Florida!

by kamj1 April 8, 2010

turtle

Abbreviation of the "awkward turtle" hand gesture - expressed in one word. Turtle.

Awkward turtle is abbreviated to make it easier to define a situation. Or refer to turtles in the area.

mate: how was it meeting her parents?
boy: oh man... it was so bad. there were turtles everywhere.

boy: i totally had to watch this sex scene in a cinema with my parents.
mate: hahahahaha!

boy: a turtle walked past me and waved, saving "hi, my name's awkward"

by happycatsmiles December 15, 2010