Breaking news!

Sentient chicken pot-pie doesn't like fire. Condemns Self-Immolation.

Hym "Breaking news! I'm running out of 'things that go in ovens' to call him. A Thanksgiving turkey! Living lasagna! Assorted bakery foods. Muffin (a repeat), Brownies (Which SOUNDS racist but isn't), Birthday Cake (Just seems lazy), A ziti? Baked ziti? I don't even know what that is. It's hard to think of non-bakery things. Meatloaf (another repeat). Roast beef? Do jews have baked goods? That'd be like a poptart cooking a poptart, wouldn't it? Pizza. Calzones. A baby. You can cook a baby in an oven. So, that counts... Hmmm... Pie. Obviously. Stuffed hashbrowns... I need to cook more."

by Hym Iam February 29, 2024

National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.

her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023

breaking the church bell

extremely violent and intense loss of ones virginity.

Bro1:what did you do with that girl last night
Bro2: let’s just say I was breaking the church bell

by The real big F May 02, 2019

a break

stop putting pressure on someone about something.

"give the poor guy a break"

by Arminkshipper January 02, 2025

Break Bad

1. to defy authority
2. to challenge convention
3. to raise hell

He's just gonna break bad?

by quandaledingle7859797 April 01, 2022

Saskatchewan lunch break

An employee goes to his/her vehicle on lunch hour, enjoying some chewing tobacco, masterbating, then going back to work.

Alex really enjoyed his Saskatchewan lunch break. He sure looks refreshed.

by Saskatchewan lunch break September 04, 2022

Afternoon break

The act of wacking off at work

Where's Frank? Taking his afternoon break.

by The lonely tanker June 11, 2020