Uncle Kelly

Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose

I am going to hang out at home tonight and Uncle Kelly a bunch of dames.

by Uncle Fes December 17, 2012

Uncle in Nigeria

A specific type of scammer commonly found in your emails saying their a distant relative in a distant country that also happens to be rich, and wants to give you money. All he needs is your credit card info. Give it to me- him.

Uncle- "I wunt 2 gif u monye gimme kredet cart imfo pls i am unkl."
You- "ok, here you go.
REDACTED REDACTED
thank you uncle."
Uncle- "siek fuul I got many munie now."
You- "no I got scammed by my Uncle in Nigeria!"

by Dixon Yerahs April 20, 2021

Uncle

Just like an extra cheeky father, but weaker and in the distance.
You don’t mind it when they stay, but you’re not too sad when they leave.

“Uncle Terry died! (He went on fire!)”

by Dinosnores24 November 25, 2023

Uncle

a huge pedophile who rapes ur mom and dad when they r sleeping and puts a hint of cum in there mouth,
after ur parents wake up they lick there lips and suck each others asses

u r a uncle lololololol

by IAMTHEONEANDONLYUNCLWHORAPEDU June 9, 2020

Uncle Ronnie

A Friend who pays child support and has an ex wife a kid and works so much. Spent time in the slammer and goes on wild adventures with his brother Joe.

Uncle Ronnie sure did it this time

by Jmj0313 January 26, 2024

uncle sister mama

This is an urban term used to imply that you plan to beat a person like there mama. Although, the person saying this phrase is not related to them.

"James shut the hell up before i uncle sister mama yo ass"

by Urban Jack August 25, 2010

co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's pibling's husband.

My co-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021