Uncle Dave

He probably touched me.

"Did Uncle Dave touch you?"

"Maybe.."

by Diddler May 28, 2022

Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

by jason_litty July 03, 2024

Uncle boy

A boy close to his uncle

He Is the uncle boy the Favorite

by 459395 March 11, 2022

Uncle Sak

The uncle that always comes around, but no one is ever looking forward to seeing him. You always make sure he doesn’t get the invite to family gatherings and such, but somehow, he always finds a way

Hey man, this is a really great BBQ so far, hopefully your sisters side of the family doesn’t make it though. I know my kids would hate to see Uncle Sak

by BaggageClaimBoys February 11, 2022

Second Uncle Shaggy

uncle j's friend. He, like j, is very weird and drinks faygo. He pretends to not be a auntie masa simp...when he is.

Silver: yo your a masa simp!1!1!!1!1!2!2!1
Second Uncle Shaggy: *puts on auntie masa themed sweater* omg how did you know...

by The original sillygirl.png February 27, 2023

Uncle Marky mark

Owner of Atlis motor vehicles

Hey make sure uncle marky mark makes these new electric trucks !

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

Uncle Ben (Byn)

This is when you Boof a Zyn pouch.

Hey Bro.. I got a few extra Zyn's on me.... wanna go full Uncle Ben (Byn) on the way to eat at Panda Express?

by pandadaddy December 14, 2023