She-Penis

An extremely large clitoris resembling a tiny penis. This is frightening to most men, particularly when it becomes erect.

Dude, that chick from the gym I took home last night had a she-penis. I told her to lay off the roids and got the fuck out asap. Can you believe she asked me to suck it?

by x BILKO x September 24, 2016

Penis Flapper

An individual who participates in the act of flapping ones penis.

"That penis flapper over there is scaring all the children"

by Mouse743 April 5, 2010

Penis elbow

A condition that comes from sitting in front of the computer all day jerking off constantly to internet porn.

"I guess I have to stop masturbating so much, I think I'm getting penis elbow."
" Yeah why don't you stop looking at those porn sites constantly and put the dick down. Your arm might feel better. Your dick might not be so sore either"

by JC Dingleberry May 10, 2016

coconut penis

A flavor of an energy drink for Asian homosexuals that appeared on "The Office".

whats up bruv is that the coconut penis flavor for that new energy drink

by eddiehof January 16, 2018

penis dotter

A man who dips his dick in ink and signs important documents with it.

"Hey man, did you see that penis dotter who signed the merger and acquisition?"

by Becks & Posh April 19, 2010

yoyo penis

NOT a dick hanging by a string that bounces up and down. it's what a guy has when one does jumping jacks.

girl 1 "did you see that guys yoyo penis?"

girl 2 "omg yes, mr. O'niell really needs to stop making him do jumping jacks."

by dickcheesemaster May 27, 2014

Penis Vial

Penis Vial is a vial where you put your penis wich becomes a penis vial during that act.
Penis vials are for no use, only entertainment.

1. My penis is stuck in a penis vial.

by BobProductions September 27, 2008