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moon crack

A term used to describe synthetic marijuana such as K2, Wicked X, XXX, or any other form of ‘legal weed’.
Guy 1: Yo, that Moon Crack we smoked has me mad paranoid. We should get out of here.
Guy 2: Don’t worry about it, man. The high is only gonna last another 20 minutes.
Guy 1: *Punches Guy 2 in the face for no apparent reason*
by drumstixxx666 October 24, 2019
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moon pie

when a guy blows his load in another dudes ass it creates a moon pie. Just as a cream pie in a pussy but instead in a brown asshole.
Marvin left a moon pie in Xavier backdoor.
by jazdill August 9, 2022
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men on the moon

to go "men on the moon" on someone is to eat a guy out in a dark room. Men on the moon refers to "Where no man has gone before". Also, a song by REM.
Elena: I went men on the moon on my first boyfriend. It was bliss.
by BrendaArets August 31, 2010
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Looking at the moon

Looking to the moon can be with words or with looks.
You look at it, you dream, you think about someone, you make a wish, you miss someone.
And remember that the kid who looked outside the window of the car, to the moon is the still there inside togheter with the grown-up version of yourself.
I remember looking at the moon words empty and feelings full
by Urbandragon🐉💖 May 15, 2023
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Moon drunk

When a person acts silly, odd, out of character or drunk like around the time of a full moon
Can have adverse affects on people or animals
Lunacy is tied to the full moon that why they are call Luna-tics.
“Chris was awfully giggly before bed, he must be moon drunk”.

“The moon was full yesterday and Tommy is acting strange; I wonder if he’s moon drunk?”

The horse is much more skittish today than normal.” “Yeah the full moon is tonight.” “Oh he must be moon drunk.”

“You are acting like a crazy person!”
“Tonight’s a full moon I’m moon drunk!”
by Shasake December 13, 2019
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Moon Boobs

The result of acne scarring on the chest and breasts. The scarring looks like the craters that decorate the surface of the moon.
After years of acne on my chest, I realized I developed Moon Boobs.
by TrivialArmor December 10, 2020
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Moon

A grey, cratered piece of rock 250,000 miles away from Earth that 12 lads walked on.
by IDEMANDSUCC June 26, 2021
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