by Leopardmech October 18, 2012
Get the Flat Facemug. The most offensive name you can come up with, with the least amount of effort involved. Not as offensive as sluzbucket, but still does the job. Can be used to offend people of all ages.
Svetlana - Wow, Cornelius you're a real...*slight pause* Goose Face!
Cornelius - *scoff* Nice, Svetlana. That's real nice.
Cornelius - *scoff* Nice, Svetlana. That's real nice.
by Emily A4 Member October 7, 2008
Get the Goose Facemug. a person who purposly glues meat to their face for an unknown reason.
the meat can be glued on in various ways such as, with a hinge.
the meat can be glued on in various ways such as, with a hinge.
by jesus 09 October 17, 2008
Get the meat facemug. A person who has at least two of the following traits; Upturned nose with nostrils pointing out at the world like two empty canons. Sloped and furrowed brow. Big monkey lips, teeth, and jaw.
by jlkid March 11, 2010
Get the Monkey Facemug. 1. A terrible insult whose origin can be traced as far back as the 1700's.
2. A way of describing a person with an ugly face - without hurting their feelings too much.
3. An ancient practice of using solid waste from animals such as cows and applying it to one's face. Nowadays, this particular practice can be seen to be widely used among Canadians, Dutch, French, British and Bums (aka. homeless people).
2. A way of describing a person with an ugly face - without hurting their feelings too much.
3. An ancient practice of using solid waste from animals such as cows and applying it to one's face. Nowadays, this particular practice can be seen to be widely used among Canadians, Dutch, French, British and Bums (aka. homeless people).
Curtis: Yo yo im about to bust a rhyme son... watch this...
i spit straight from the dome n' my rhyme stayed gutter/
after im done spittin...ya'll won't be fit for no other/
ya'll can't hang...even if you droppin slag/
keepin sayin that stupid shit...my gun pop out and BANG!!/
OOOOooOOooOOOHHHH...
what?? WHAT??...i told ya'll i was nice!! WHAT??
Mark: uh...Curt?
Curtis: what punk?
Mark: ....
Mark: uh...but you're white
Curtis: shutup son!! let's see you rhyme then...
Mark: want me to rhyme then??
Curtis: AHAHAHA...aight aight...go son!!
Mark: ok...well...dont say i didnt warn you...
Curtis: GO MAN!!
Mark: ok..here goes...yo yo..
sometimes i use mouth wash...and some times i use paste/
i won't spit more at ya...you just a poopy face!!
i spit straight from the dome n' my rhyme stayed gutter/
after im done spittin...ya'll won't be fit for no other/
ya'll can't hang...even if you droppin slag/
keepin sayin that stupid shit...my gun pop out and BANG!!/
OOOOooOOooOOOHHHH...
what?? WHAT??...i told ya'll i was nice!! WHAT??
Mark: uh...Curt?
Curtis: what punk?
Mark: ....
Mark: uh...but you're white
Curtis: shutup son!! let's see you rhyme then...
Mark: want me to rhyme then??
Curtis: AHAHAHA...aight aight...go son!!
Mark: ok...well...dont say i didnt warn you...
Curtis: GO MAN!!
Mark: ok..here goes...yo yo..
sometimes i use mouth wash...and some times i use paste/
i won't spit more at ya...you just a poopy face!!
by Musalmaan September 23, 2004
Get the Poopy Facemug. Any man who's facial hair resembles the pubic hair on a woman's vigina. Usually total douche bags trying to be creative with their beards.
by Coy Peterson July 14, 2005
Get the Snatch Facemug. A facial expression reminiscent of one who is retarded. It often involves eyes turned in different directions and a stupid smile.
In reply to that idiotic comment, I posted a picture of a retarded facial expression with the caption "This is my derp face."
by Banky Edwards February 27, 2011
Get the derp facemug.