by FullOfWisdom. May 18, 2009
Get the Wisdom-eymug. A man's inability to 'get it up' at a time in which he needs to be performing. Also known as 'snail eye syndrome' if it is a constant reoccurrence.
Girl 1 - 'So.. How was last night!? Did you finally sleep with John?'
Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'
Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'
Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'
Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'
by schtulberg May 6, 2014
Get the Snail Eyemug. Eye Visor aye vahy-zer
Noun:
1) Armour
a. (on a person's eyelids) a piece having slits or holes for vision, situated above and pivoted with a beaver or a ventail and beaver.
b. a similar piece of plate having holes or slits for vision and breathing, attached to or used with any of various other natural eyelashes, as the armet, sallet, basinet, or helm.
2) the projecting front brim of an eyelid.
3) a means of concealment; disguise.
4) a flap, usually of keratin, human hair lashes, and mink fur lashes, or the like, that is attached on an eyelid above the eyeball and can be swung down to protect the eyes from the sun's glare.
Noun:
1) Armour
a. (on a person's eyelids) a piece having slits or holes for vision, situated above and pivoted with a beaver or a ventail and beaver.
b. a similar piece of plate having holes or slits for vision and breathing, attached to or used with any of various other natural eyelashes, as the armet, sallet, basinet, or helm.
2) the projecting front brim of an eyelid.
3) a means of concealment; disguise.
4) a flap, usually of keratin, human hair lashes, and mink fur lashes, or the like, that is attached on an eyelid above the eyeball and can be swung down to protect the eyes from the sun's glare.
"Wow! Nails did, hair did, and new eye visors!?! GURL you look goooood!"
"I'm not stoned, I just need to strengthen my eyelids for these new eye visors"
"Ohh lawd, that's suns so bright I couldn't see a thing without my eye visors"
"Is it cloudy out or is it just my eye visors?"
"I'm not stoned, I just need to strengthen my eyelids for these new eye visors"
"Ohh lawd, that's suns so bright I couldn't see a thing without my eye visors"
"Is it cloudy out or is it just my eye visors?"
by McChillen April 9, 2020
Get the Eye Visormug. Tiffany: *foams at the mouth*
Tiffany: *stares at Jeff with MAD jeff eyes*
Jacob: whoa holy shit that girl has a bad case of Jeff eyes
Jeff: wait I might actually get my dick barely sucked today. AWESOME.
Tiffany: *stares at Jeff with MAD jeff eyes*
Jacob: whoa holy shit that girl has a bad case of Jeff eyes
Jeff: wait I might actually get my dick barely sucked today. AWESOME.
by bonerpatrol456 October 1, 2017
Get the jeff eyesmug. When someone who is interested in you, looks you up and down like they're trying to obtain your entire 'wiki' from your display page (checking you out.). Can also be written as iGoogled
by BosleeLA January 1, 2014
Get the eye-googledmug. by Twix Finger June 17, 2023
Get the Clap eyemug. I had to find my way to the bathroom by braille this morning, it took me 5 minutes to remove the eye butter from my lashes.
by Miss Spelling April 1, 2017
Get the eye buttermug.