Dutch oven

The ancient albeit revolting yet amusing act of climbing into bed with you beloved wife, kissing her gently on the forehead, before bidding her a good nights sleep.

As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.

Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done

As Deidre fell asleep dreaming of new scatter cushions and ironing bits covers, I gave her a right proper Dutch oven. She nearly gagged as I sniggered

by Provo78 March 18, 2024

Dutch hello

Waking someone up with your morning wood, often utilizing for sex.

I woke up and he was giving me the Dutch hello! At first I thought it was just his wooden shoes, but it was his other wood...

by Scooter McBooter June 16, 2017

The Dutch Windmill

On a warm spring night, as the sun set, a spell of flatulence came upon me, I had a split second to decide, the calssic Dutch Oven on my partner, or something new, and so a plan was hatched. Using my toes i quickly jammed on the highest setting of the fan next to the bed, and flipped open the douvet cothers, she could not anticipate this move, nor counter the attack, I proceeded to release a days worth of clenched up ass savings, the air was instantly filled, and funneled entirely at her. In between her gags of desperation for clean air, only receiving recyclyed clouds of my ass gas from the fan, over and over, I was thrilled to see my master plan had worked, and ludly coined it as a new invention, The Dutch Windmill, To fart into an active fan, causing the recipient to recieve a blanket of "spicy" air.

I tought my friend how to do The Dutch Windmill his gilrfriend the other night 0r Ive just been Ducth Windmilled and now I can't breathe

by Mr Sixx June 5, 2025

Dutch Ear Muffs

A fat set of female thighs.

I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.

Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.

The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Dutch drunk

You've drunk so much alcohol that your completely off your face and should've passed out a few beers go, but somehow your still conscious

Mate with the amount we'll drink we'll get Dutch drunk!

by hidden truths July 26, 2017

Dutch Oyster

An act of which an individual aims their anus directly into the spread vagina lips of their sexual partner, at which point it queefs back out, filling the room with a pungent aroma reminiscent of a slightly spoiled oyster.

“Bruv, I gave Amelia a Dutch oyster last night. It took like 6 hours until the smell cleared the room.”

by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024

Dutch Durries

Term for joints, spliffs or Wendys deriving from the fact that in Amsterdam you can buy Mary Jane from just about any coffee shop in the CBD and smoke it in the many bars and clubs without the authorities fisting you.

yo Davo you wanna come to Amsterdam and drag on a few of those Dutch Durries

by the Mob Man February 11, 2025