The Dutch Paul Newman

Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.

I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.

by Paco1568 October 30, 2011

dutch water slide

A Dutch Water Slide is when you get a lot of your friends to ejaculate on a large tarp and make hot girls go down it.

Me and my girls went to ride a Bob's Dutch Water Slide.

by Aezkalie October 20, 2013

Dutch Uncle

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.

Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.

by TacoDaav August 31, 2022

Dutch Oven

When a group of mates get stoned in a small & trapping all the smoke by closing windows and doors filling the room with Bong clouds.

In high school, Me & My Eshay's would all chuck in for a sesh. My bedroom became a Dutch Oven & We'd be Cooked!

by BJneedz August 5, 2022

Dutch spring roll

When you’re aboard a flight and the flight attendant farts as they walk by you during the safety presentation

After my flight was delayed for an hour, and I finally reached my assigned seat, the flight attendant gave us a Dutch spring roll on the house.

by airblimpy August 29, 2025

Dutch Latte

1. The act of administering a coffee enema after anal sex.

2. The resultant fluid mixture of the above act.

"Hey Ted, you don't look so good."
"I feel awful. The guy at Starbucks gave me a Dutch Latte this morning."

by Thuzz October 10, 2017

Dutch Radish

If a mundane pig was happy

Dax Shepard has the emotional capacity of a “Dutch Radish”

by Jax Kumdump February 17, 2022