dutch pickle

Preserving in brine the detached penis of the Dutch husband after death. First usage traced to late 16th century Amsterdam, the dutch pickle pre-dates the modern dildo by four hundred years.
"The Dutch pickle everything, even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."
by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020
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Dutch warship

A dutch gutter but including 3 or more people on a couch.
Ikea couches are not rated to withstand a Dutch warship.
by Good luck bru June 15, 2022
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Little Dutch Boy

A flaccid penis preventing an exceptional load of cum from evacuating a bodily orifice post coitus.

Derived from the classic tail, The Little Dutch Boy.
Better find a cum rag, the little Dutch boy is wavering.
by ErnestoCheats January 12, 2024
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Dutch Smokestack

I gave myself a Dutch Smokestack last night, it was glorious
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Dutch Village

A Sex act in which multiple individuals, often participating in a Gangbang, trap another individual beneath a blanket while engaging in potent, eye watering, gag inducing flatulence.
Markus, Chad, David, and I gave Louise a dutch village; She nearly threw up in the bed!
by GrunkleChunk April 27, 2023
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Dutch tp

It is the act of throwing used toilet paper (toilet paper already used to clean shit from your ass) at any house other than yours. For further effect piss on the Dutch tp afterwards.
*In baseball game
Bill: "Hey Frank I'm going to the bathroom, do you want me to stop at the concessions stand afterwards to get you something to eat"
Frank: "Nah, but what you can do for me is save some of the toilet paper you're going to use in the bathroom. There's this neighbor of mine who pissed on my dog yesterday and I want to get him back for it by Dutch tp'ing his house."
Bill: "Sure thing"
by A swimmer April 12, 2015
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Wouble Dutch

If you don't spark that Wouble Dutch you lil ass bitch
by Wouble Dutch is life September 20, 2016
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