cum post

Another word for a Penis. a post (penis) where jizz is ejaculated from.

i got my cum post out and squirted all over her!

by Alex Hodgson (A Trak) April 19, 2006

Cum-pact

An agreement between good friends, in witch, while having intercourse with their respective lovers, will cum on the face of said lover, and pronounce it as a gift from the friend.

So me and Zach have a cum-pact, and Cat was seriously pissed after I finished and told her, "That was from Zach."

by Zach Schoenfelder January 29, 2009

cum attack

When you see a girl that is so ridiculously hot that your heart stops and you jizz violently in your pants.

*Brooklyn Decker walks by*
Guy: " O jesus i just had a cum attack i need to get out of here"

by Beekay2124 March 15, 2011

cum bucket

its a bucket full of cum

person 1: hey did you dump out the cum bucket

person 2: "yeah someone needs to go to the doctor"

by TerraraZ January 10, 2022

Cum Thief

A girl who takes all your Jizz through means such as Fucking, Sucking or even a cheeky five knuckle Shuffle until you have nothing left to give! (See also Cum Dumpster & Jizz Wizard)

Man 1: I have nothing left to give..
Man 2: Why's that
Man 1: Ended up back at Capri's house last night
Man 2: Ah man! I hear she's a right Cum Thief!

by Fun Time Tigger May 18, 2009

cum clover

The extra giz that comes out of the penis after a man has ejactulated, usually hangs from the end of the penis.

Just when i thought nothing more would come, out comes a cum clover.

by dumpster4437 June 13, 2006

cum-twat

It strictly defines someone who is ugly, due to there personality and the fact that can be a total a-hole, too.

Man, Jim is a real cum-twat in the morning.

by Evil 1 August 24, 2006