technologiosis

An infection inside ones body that makes them explode if they do not play a game for at least 3 hours a day or more

I’m sorry but your son has technologiosis

by Ogiosis November 10, 2018

Technotard

A person who is technologically inept.

My mother and my blonde sister are technotards.

by Archangelgabby December 30, 2018

Technoship

Tech-no-ship (Technoship)
A relationship/friendship built or maintained soley by communication via technology such as phone or internet with never having seen one another in person.

We formed our technoship online until we met in person and became a friendship.

by BGCAGENCY February 14, 2019

Technomodic

A world where technology is integrated into everyday ways of life/living; able to control everyday aspects of human life.

("Techno" from the English "technology", and "Modic" from the latin "Modus", meaning 'a way in which anything is done/a way of living')

We exist within a technomodic era.

by D_A_N_ March 4, 2019

Technoaids

A quality or "disease" some people have the causes technological problems around them. These problems can manifest in a number of forms, including but not limited to power surges, DOA electronics, connectivity issues, malfunctions, and any number of other tech related functionality issues. Has been known to be communicable if you spend enough time with an infected person.

I think I caught Thomas' technoaids, my phone has been screwed up all week.

by fuckyou998181482 March 5, 2019

Technoloid

To open a locked door using electronic instruments.

I had to technoloid the door.

by Cosmocide May 9, 2019

Technotard

Those who are incapable of using modern computerized devices

The technotard couldnt figure out how to turn on his cellphone

by Re-Bound June 20, 2019