brass donkey punch

The brass donkey punch is very similar to the original donkey punch. For you will be doing your girl doggy style and as you are about to climax you will punch her in the back of the head in order to make your vaginal wall muscles tighten to better your orgasm, but with the brass donkey punch you have brass knuckles on which even betters the punching effect and tightens the vaginal walls more.

I gave my girl the brass donkey punch last night and was it good, too bad she has a concussion.

by Tsquare May 01, 2005

one-two punch

A catastrophic and vile risk one runs when engaging in anal sex with an inexperienced pair of cheeks. Whether urban legend or unfortunate reality, the scene is set when (for the purposes of illustration we shall assume a man and a woman) a dude finally gets his payoff after months of coaxing his girlfriend into letting him ride the hershey highway. He does everything right - the candles, the Barry White, plenty of lube and love... little does he know that individuals unused to getting shot from behind or suffering loose bowels may (... you see where this is going ...) explosively evacuate. One punch is thrown. The dude then looks down at the genital arena, is overcome with a wave of nausea and repulsion, and proceeds to hurl all over his lover's back. Punch two! Cleanup is rarely a simple matter. Maintaining the relationship, even less so.

"Dude, I heard he got treated to the one-two punch last night!"

"Harsh... keep him away."

by Shrapnel December 14, 2004

Punch A Leah Day

On the 13th November, everyone with the name Leah must be punched, kicked or slapped.

Hey Leah, its the 13th of November

Sorry, its Punch A Leah Day!
PUNCH

by merciivy October 26, 2020

Hawaiian Punch suprise

When you eat out your girl when she’s on her period

Damn Jim your face is all red where you giving your girl a Hawaiian Punch suprise

by PBJsandwich27 November 21, 2018

One Inch Punch

Much like the one inch punch by Bruce Lee amazes people, as an adjective it means a person with a small penis who is amazing with it despite his size

Susan: You are a one inch punch.

Joe: What?!

Susan: Despite your size you are amazng in bed.

Joe: It's not about the size of the boat but the flow of the motions

by crankyasianladee March 17, 2015

Hessischer Lucky Punch

When you bend a girl over, switch off the lights and take a few steps back. Then, run towards her full-speed and try to hit any hole. When you hit the jackpot, you have successfully performed a Hessischer Lucky Punch.

+++ implies a boner +++

Bruh, I gave that girl a Hessischer Lucky Punch last night!

by Frankfurter Jung May 02, 2019

punch you in the trout

A threat that will give anyone pause.

You: Whore. Leave my husband alone or else.
Whore: Oh yeah. What are you going to do about it.
You: I'm gonna punch you in the trout!

by gtrav_az November 24, 2013