Norwegian Apple Pie

1. (noun) A fruit pie with a mainly apple-based filling, originating from central Norway.

2. (noun) A devious sex act involving a vinyl and plastic desk chair, an unopened can of mandarin oranges, five medium sized hypo-allergenic feather pillows, a blowtorch, 18 feet of rope, and a 9-inch red dildo.

I could really go for a Norwegian Apple Pie right now...

by yoctatrine July 27, 2016

pie my rye

when you laugh so hard you jizz your pants

“oh my god you just made me pie my rye”

by mega_lad_zeke February 6, 2023

fozzle-berry pie

A fozzle-berry pie, is similar to a blumpkin pie, but instead you shit on the females face, and make her lick it. Some times you can add objects to this move, i.e - make her suck your dick at the same time, or, strap her arms behind her back, and tell her to lick it.

Jodie: That fozzle-berry pie i had last night was so fucking awesome !!

Kevin: I know, im a pro

Jodie: And the way you made me suck your cock, was so kinky!

Kevin: Shall we do it again tonight ?

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Gary: Why didn't you come with us last night to the pub ?

Terry: I was giving my wife a fozzle-berry pie !

by I<3Blumpkin March 17, 2011

Oatmeal Cream Pie

The instance where you take a shit, wipe, and take more shit.

Little debbie made an Oatmeal Cream Pie in the shitter.

by NomNixx December 4, 2020

Tennessee Moon-pie

A sex maneuver when you put whipped cream on your asshole and clench and wait for your loved one to lick said butt-cheese off.

Yo did you see that one girl? I would do a Tennessee Moon-pie on her.

by Newboots July 28, 2020

kentucky pot pie

When you shit in ur hand and then proceed to clap, spewing shit everywhere.

I cooked up a Kentucky Pot Pie for those fuckin' kids outside.

by DontBeACuck April 20, 2017

Uptown pot pie

when someone lays down and then another person shits in their mouth and they close their mouth to bake it like a pot pie.

"I was so drunk last night in uptown that I let someone give me an uptown pot pie and I had to brush my teeth 5 times in the morning!"

by PotPie4Life September 19, 2019