Da "pre-fun" inspection between da legs of a lust-crazed stud dat a teenage girl's parent performs to see if said eager male lover is wearing a condom.
Unless you're gonna stay and actually monitor da vigorous bouncy-bouncy between your "little pumpkin" and her main squeeze, doing a "rubber check" beforehand would be about as "worthless" as a latex-sheet financial instrument, since da warm-and-moist-love-tunnel-craving guy could just "hop off da Trojan horse's saddle" --- i.e., slip his love-pipe out of its "raincoat" --- just as soon as yer back is turned.
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Get the Pain check mug.A peak check is when a player checks another players profile to see what their highest ever rank was
This can then be used as a trump card in any argument given that your peak is higher than the other players
This can then be used as a trump card in any argument given that your peak is higher than the other players
Person one losing and argument:"You think you are better than me? Peak check"
Person two having no way to recover as getting humiliated by a peak check is a fate worse than death that means a lot to everyone in the conversation: ...
Person two having no way to recover as getting humiliated by a peak check is a fate worse than death that means a lot to everyone in the conversation: ...
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Get the peak check mug.A term used in the MMA community for when a fighter whose skills have been severely overrated due to only fighting low-level opponents finally fights someone at a higher level and gets exposed as not being nearly as good as their fans had claimed they were
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Get the Fraud Check mug.Based off the phrase “checking for chiggers”, this act is done when one’s ass gapes so wide that they swallow toilets, and have to check their anus for a porcelain throne.
I walked in the bathroom and the toilet was missing. I then found Robbie outside checking for shitters.
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Get the Checking for Shitters mug.A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.
Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.
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