Wet Brodie

When someone wets their finger and puts it in the butthole of a corpse. Like a wet willy, but horrifically different. Preferably used in a roleplaying board game scenario. Do not recommend in reality as this may be illegal.

"He totally did a wet brodie on her last night!"
"Dude....that's gross."

by Laurizzlebeingdirty October 30, 2020

That bitch wet

that bitch wet is when you see something sickening such as a bad female or a nice ass car or shoes. It's like saying "bad"but you'd rather be wet than bad.

"Damn johnny did you see taleighsha today, that bitch wet. "

"Jacob did you see that blacked out maybach?"
"Yeah man that bitch was wet"

by Tylr97 March 22, 2017

wet shannon

when somebody pleads for you to shit on her chest.

she kept begging for a wet shannon

by rick van tellushit May 6, 2017

Wet Wallet

When you finger a girl to near orgasm and then preform a Backbreaker on her.

Guy 1: so I went over to her house and gave her the Wet Wallet .
Guy 2: what the hell dude, did you at least take her to the hospital?

Guy 1: Uhh...

by TheOnlineGuy69 March 11, 2018

the wet one

Very sexy. Can make girls wet with his mind. Very good in the bed. He has a pineapple fetish.

The wet one likes to give sad handjob to wet people.

by Wetish February 20, 2017

Wetting the Sponge

A phrase alluding to foreplay and moistening the female reproductive system for a proper pounding.

____ and I were wetting the sponge when her mom walked in and saw us naked.

by Dildo Swaggins 69 February 26, 2017

seat wetting

When a girl becomes wet or cums she is 'seat wetting'.

There's no use getting into heavy petting, because it only leads to trouble and seat wetting.

by DDeRo September 8, 2016