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fuck me

For proper FUCK ME instructions...see The Pterodactyl...highly recommended position.
by fuck me sideways mike ;) April 21, 2005
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beast me

A phrase one says to their partner before having extremely pleasurable sex aka Zacko
Alyssa: C'mon honey Beast me.
Me: Okay, if you say so.
by Zacko December 7, 2006
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pick me

A "thot" of sorts...someone (mostly a female) who craves male validation; who craves the attention of all the boys in a 100-mile radius.

NOT a girl who has a different opinion than you or agrees with something that a guy says, that you don't agree with.
just because a girl isn't a feminist, or belives in men's rights, doesn't make her a "pick me" girl :)
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woo me

woo me used to celebrate that great person who is your self. Started out when someone yelled 'woo debbie' to me as I walked past so I replied with 'Woo me'. Use as a celebratory phrase.
boss: I have to tell say you did a really good job last nigh. I may give you a promotion.
me: Woo me!!!
by Debbie Sykes-Waller July 6, 2004
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Usually when a star athlete is benched for a period, they come out to the media and ask the Coach to play me or trade me, meaning get me on the field or let me go somewhere else and play. When you have been dating a woman for about six months, (or six weeks, in some cases), she may ask you where this relationship is going, ie either play me (marry me) or let me find someone else that will (trade me)
"How are things going with Sue??" "well, she gave me the "Play me or Trade me" speech last night, because we have been dating for a year and haven't mentioned getting married"

"Bummer, I feel for you..."
by Irish Mike 2006 October 25, 2007
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me aguitas

When somebody says or does something really stupid and makes the people around them feel ackward, embarrased or irritated; Or a combination of all.
When a ponzu says something like "i like the way you drive my car, i wish you could drive me like that all day everday"and the other person then replies, "ay como me aguitas."
by Nariaflakes February 8, 2010
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Breathe on me

The equivalent of "suck my dick." Directed at women, it can literally mean to suck dick, whereas when directed at men it is usually an insult. Not to be confused with "Breathe on them" which means to kill someone.
"Hey, can I borrow 30 bucks?"
"You can breathe on me is what you can do broke-ass"
by PuroNorteLove December 30, 2016
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