Russian quesadilla

When a man punches your fart box and you poop an a tortilla and you cook it

I just had the best Russian quesadilla

by Sarms user March 22, 2022

Russian Jesus

The man who walked on tanks

Turned water into Vodka

Gave children trench coats

His mom was a mob boss

His dad was a whore

Did you hear about Russian Jesus? He is GOD

by Mr. Jesus.com March 23, 2022

Russian cease-fire

A euphemism for mass murder of civilians

This school shooting was said to be the worst one of all time, a real Russian cease-fire.

The city was Russian-ceasefired to the ground.

by bayraktar March 27, 2022

Russian breach

When you give a girl a creampie whil your friend gives her a russian flashbang

I gave Kayla a russian breach with my buddy

by Russian breacher March 29, 2022

Russian demands

The most inconsequential demamds from a party that no one honestly cares to deal with.

1: Tony just told me to stop hitting on his girlfriend or he'll nuke ukraine or something crazy, I didn't get the whole thing. He was rambling on about something.

2: Everybody knows Tony, that guy has no girlfriend and he won't do shit. He's stalking that girl. Don't give into his Russian demands.

by The Biggest Willy March 31, 2022

Talking like a Russian

Blatantly lying for the sake of propaganda purposes. Saying something which is obviously untrue to justify some ill deed.

"Of course I'm not expecting sex with you tonight", I said over the phone, talking like a Russian as I packed a big bottle of lube, half a dozen condoms and a small bottle of roofies.

by Cynical non-American March 31, 2022

Russian Suction Cup

When two individuals scissor with moist buttholes, causing the buttholes to suction when pulling apart.

That was the best Russian Suction Cup I've ever experienced.

by Skatecrete April 1, 2022