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Fag job

Something of a sexual nature between homies that u never tell anyone about
Bro don't tell anyone about that fag job.
by Ppmannnn September 3, 2019
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job rape

The act performed by an employer who makes software developers and other technology workers work far beyond the regular eight hour day, five day work week schedule, treats them like a pile of shit, then brings in a bunch of offshoring coordinators to train your cheaper replacements located in your company's brand new offshore office in India. The final act of job rape will be to let go the technology workers once their replacements in India have been fully trained.
The Disney IT workers in Florida were job raped in 2016; now all that work is done in India.
by ScrewedOverRicecel March 2, 2021
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Funcom-Job

When someone does a job that is almost good, but half asses it and tries to pretend it was done correctly and that it must be you who is the issue as they definitely did it correctly.
Brandon painted the truck, but he did a Funcom-Job
by Cracksy Normous November 20, 2021
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Mustard Job

The act of receiving, or giving fellatio whilst the penis is covered in America's finest condiment (mustard).
There I was, minding my own business next to the concession stand and this girl told me she was going to blow my mind. She whipped out the ole French's Classic and gave me the best mustard job I've ever had.

You guys will never believe this. The hot brunette at the party just gave me a mustard job in the back room.
by Bunzlaw December 13, 2019
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Kipe Job

a rip off, hosing, a dishonest transaction on the person giving (the kiper), taken advantage of on price
1. car dealer took made the car cost 5000 dollars more than they agreed too

2. "the guy at the mattress store said the mattress would be 400 but he tried to charge me 550, what a kipe job!"
by johnasht August 3, 2013
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Helicopter job

Involveds violently whipping your dick against a girls face for pleasure
Why have you got bruises on your face?....... I gave Tom a helicopter job xdxdxdx
by Wigglydick July 13, 2016
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street job

A sexual act so filthy only a crack whore can give you one.
Person 1: hey man, where'd you end up last night?
Person 2: my bad man, I found this chick that gave me a street job
Person 1: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TRUCK!!
by MLaughman October 9, 2015
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