Velcro monkey

The act of clasping your hands and wrapping them around your loved one's neck while showing them unconditional love and affection at inappropriate times of the day.

My girlfriend Ally is such a velcro monkey. She's always hanging off of me.

by Charlie_foxtrot9 April 5, 2016

Bev monkey

A nickname given to someone who sells bev to underagers

That Calum boy is the best bev monkey goin, super reliable and top notch bevage

by Euan Simon June 23, 2019

Monkey Butt

A derogative term for monkeys

Hillary Clinton is a Monkey Butt

by AllOfTheBirdsDiedIn1987 November 12, 2019

The hairy monkey

He ugly as frick but he like a chimpanzee and he’s cuddly so we didn’t put him down yet

Oh man, the hairy monkey is very... CHILL

by THE CHICKENMAN1182 December 10, 2019

Monkey thrust

The act of getting a run up before penetration of the sexual holes

Girl lemme monkey thrust you.

by The Berger and Ethan May 17, 2019

Monkey thrust

When you jump on to her penetrations the sexual holes

Girl let me monkey thrust you

by The Berger and Ethan May 17, 2019

makeup monkey

a girl that’s obsessed with caking on a ton of makeup to hide an otherwise blistering ugly ass face

i finally got that little bourgie bitch home to smash ,wake up i got played by a makeup monkey

by rev triggafinger June 16, 2019