Mike Blazer

the most badass gangster person in the room especially when daves around

go clean that up because im Mike Blazer

i will whoop that ass, because im Mike blazer

by oogabooga1232376mp March 25, 2023

Mike Shinoda

when you dont recognize somebody that looks familiar to you so you just assume they're Mike Shinoda.

Jimbob: Yo he looks familiar but I dont remember his name.
Timmyjohn: Bro thats clearly Mike Shinoda

by SparklezSupreme August 27, 2020

Mike B

A disrespectful egotistical, arrogant, rude, racist, sexist, POS asshole male that can't keep even the nicest girlfriend, and he even hates kids! The worst cock sucker wanna be alpha male on the planet! Everyone fucking hates him!

Did you see the asshole guy attack that girl scout? A real fucking Mike B we got here! That POS needs to be someone's prison bitch for life!

by Nichorn June 28, 2020

Mike’s Ratio

When the ratio of women to men is significantly in favor of men.

Yo that party last night was garbage it had mike’s ratio.

by BigManJay1 January 25, 2019

Mike Wasowski

He is the green godof the green beans.

all hail mike wasowski

by YaDeezNutz June 11, 2019

Miked Up

Means when a wired microphone is hidden on you so people aka a cop can listen to your conversations.

I was gonna confess to her, but then I realised she was miked up.

by poppy2212 February 18, 2020

Mike Ross

The GOAT of Suits. A fraud.

Yo, you watch Suits right?
Yes, MIke Ross is the GOAT!

by skp_40_5 May 2, 2024