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Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house 

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house just say it

M. Night Shyamalan 

To cum onto a woman's stomach, unannounced. The origin stems from the fact that this act has an element of shock and surprise, but is not truly frightening. This twist at the end, gives its it whole new spin, much like one of Shyamalan's movies.
So I was with Dustin the other night, then bam, plot twist, I was M. Night Shyamalaned.

I had to grab a hand towel from the bathroom after that M. Night Shyamalan.

oh shit if I get caught with this I'm fucked 

What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.
B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg

I'm eating movies (ani ochel sratim) 

A term in Hebrew which is used when weird and surreal events happen to someone.
John just saw his dog getting eaten by an alien.
John : oh..I'm eating movies..

Sorry I'm blonde

Something what you say when you don't know the answer to a question.
He:Hey what kinda browser do you use?
She(or He):Huh?Sorry I'm blonde
He:....Do you press letter E to get online or a fox inside a circle?
Sorry I'm blonde by otab84 October 11, 2008

I'm gonna give you spank

something that your asian grandmother likes to say/do to all your friends when they come over.
"Eric, I'm gonna give you spank!"