No-Fucks-Giving

A holiday alternative to Thanksgiving. Instead of pretending to enjoy gathering around a table to eat dry turkey, with judgmental relatives; No-Fucks-giving is about doing what you actually want to do, without giving any fucks to societal expectations. No-fucks-giving can be celebrated by doing things like getting together with people you actually like and barbecuing and drinking beer. Or even just sitting at home alone to eat pizza and play video games. Why not? Fuck it.

Sam: Ugh... I have to go to my girlfriend’s parents house for Thanksgiving... It’s probably going to be a whole night of her dad trying to convince me to work at his office, and her mom trying to convert me to their religion...

Raul: Damn, you should make an excuse to get out of that shit and come celibate No-fucks-giving with us. We’ll be grilling, drinking, fighting and even lighting off illegal fireworks for some reason. Just come with a condom and an alias, and your good!

Sam:... yeah, that still sounds better than Thanksgiving. I’m in.

by AnonymousBloke March 6, 2021

Give yourself 2

When your friend says something stupid and he loses in a verbal fight

Sagid: did you know that chickens lay eggs?
Me: give yourself 2 for dat

by Young metro don't trust you July 19, 2016

Nation Give head day

Nation give head day is when y’all both have to take turns it can be your best friend, fren, boyfriend or girlfriend but it doesn’t matter

Example 1 : Sucking dick
And

Example 2: Eat that coochie like it’s a snack

And it on April 15th

“I just got some good head from this girl bro omm cause today is national give head day”

“Oh it is I totally fg boutta call my

gf rn ttyl “

“Aii bro “
It’s Nation Give head day 😭

by Cjay Moore January 4, 2021

I don’t give a head

I don’t give a head is when you don’t give a flying fuck

Gianna said “I don’t give a head” if Natalia is at home or not.

by Raeslay1 December 27, 2021

Who are you giving the puppies to?

The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.

Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?

by JizzedOn June 6, 2023

December 28, national give your girl a million dollars day

Just give her a million dollars🥰

Hey it’s December 28, national give your girl a million dollars day! Here’s a million dollars baby!

by Bestgfever December 28, 2023

give it a tub

To give something or someone a wash

I am going to give it a tub a later in the day

by SpaceTime69_ December 29, 2022