worship the hat

what one does in school because religion isnt allowed there.

teacher: you all have to say 'praise the lord before i'll let you out'
john: fuuuccckkk that i could worship the hat if i wanted to!
*praises fitted hat*

by b1gwi11 February 13, 2008

Hat

A massive turd like object you wear on your now smeared face daily

Steve! Where did you get that fucking hat from eh?

by BigMacBoy November 10, 2019

Hat

The thing that goes on your head and makes you sweaty.

Bob put a hat on his head to hide his baldness.

by MicLearner January 10, 2022

White hat

A girl who you randomly meet and hook up with.

Dude, you totally just picked up a white hat!

by Zac Matt February 20, 2008

hat-trick

when a guy successfully cream pies three seperate orifices of a woman in a single session of sex.

Frank came inside Brenda`s ass, mouth, and vagina all by accident. That still counts as a hat-trick!

by 3 seperate cream pies October 14, 2021

Stack uh hats

A „stack uh hats“ is considering a even bigger „cap“ (a lie). It’s quite literally such a big cap that it mounts to a stack of hats. A big lie is a „stack uh hats“.

„What he said was a stack uh hats“

by harryslaydeshaun February 15, 2023

P Hat

Slang for an uncircumcised penis

"I'm rocking that mufuckin P HAT. You can't get your shit back"

by jtrepassodigraci November 17, 2023