fuck around

To not take something seriously, believing the whole thing to be just a joke. It can also be used to describe not putting your full effort into something.

Example 1:

Teacher: All you do is fuck around in my class and break the rules. Don't blame me for your shitty grade.

Example 2:

Person 1: That same fucking cop arrested me again!

Person 2: Well then don't piss him off. I know that guy, and he doesn't fuck around.

by John D. Heisenberg January 5, 2013

fucking hell

A variation on bloody hell, only less British.

"Dude, my car just got towed."

"Fucking hell!"

by erin® November 26, 2003

fucking jackass

A person who makes shit up to be funny, but has no real sense of what is actually funny and/or interesting, and/or worth anyone's time.

"Hey, I'm a fucking jackass, I'm going to go comment on every new youtube video (hopefully with just the word First),then I'll get into an arguement about how much better my country is, probably drop a few racist comments, call someone a fag, maybe imply that someone's mother and I have performed some sexual acts, and afterwards I'll make up stupid shit and post it on Urban Dictionary, or anywhere else I see a submit button!"

by antisurvivalist April 2, 2008

Fuck it in the Bucket

1. A phrase to express acceptance of the inevitable

2. An expression of genuine frustration.

Me: Are you getting drunk tonight?
You: Nah I have to get up early tomorrow
Me: That's never stopped you before
You: You're right. Fuck it in the Bucket

by Texass girl and NY boy July 11, 2009

pity fuck

when a girl fucks you out of shere pity...awwww

suprisingly, most guys are not very upset when they find out it was a pity fuck, i mean they still got a piece of ass

by Mike Perugini December 7, 2006

shoe fucking

When you put your cockhead in the toe of your girlfriends shoe, hook the heel behind your ballsack and slide or fuck the shoe.

My girlfriend wears a size 8 1/2 shoe. It's a perfect fit for shoe fucking.

by WIII February 15, 2017

No fucks to give

When you really just don't give a fuck or you just don't care anymore.

if you think i care well there are no fucks to give.

by No fucks January 28, 2016