el vale

Your topical loner dude from L.A. who gets no hoes

Hey do you know el Vale? Yeah he’s a loner who gets no bches

by Ya saben quien August 29, 2022

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El-Masry

A kid that has a crooked face with no features. He is your average bum that thinks he's good at basketball. That form though... the guy looks like my left testicle with all the hair in the world. usually related to an annoying Mexican of some sort. a retard that looks delirious. no sense of humour. the trash talker gets all the girls but has no drive because of his face

"Oh El-Masry, don't touch me"
"I have a form like El-Masry"

by toomlater2 September 4, 2022

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El cookies

The most wanted criminal in Mexico last seen in mazatlan sinaloa Guadalajara jalisco and Tijuana mexico

Yo do you know el cookies? No who is he?He is the most powerful drug lord in Mexico

by El cookies September 5, 2022

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The El Jeffe Dip

When you leave your colleagues high and dry at a team event while they move 100lb furniture in 6 on stilettos, while kissing your luxury clients ass. Not to mention...leaving your other clients to be entertained by the colleagues you fucked over. Again.

He did the el Jeffe dip last night!

by EVASTEELE15 September 9, 2022

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