April 26th, 1966

A great day in history! Nothing happened at all! Chernobyl didn't blow up or anything.

Person 1: Hey, I heard Chernobyl is in disa-
Person 2 (A Russian): No, no! It's all okay! We are fine! For fuck's sake, it's April 26th, 1966! A great day!
Person 1: ...Wha- okay..?

by evanhasadicktionary August 20, 2021

Aggressive Anal April

starts 2 months after fapless February and no fingering February
Everybody has to do anal on this month either to themselves or on others , you can fuck anything you want as long it has an ass hole , eg: your book , vans , your pet dog , John cena .

Anson: You ready for Aggressive Anal April
Ethan: fuck yea mate it my chance to fuck my dog , my pillow , my mom and my hoodie

by ETHANANSONMILFAIDSLGBT March 31, 2019

april 18, 1856

He don’t care what he did after 10pm

He’s a menace to society

“I don’t regret what I did april 18, 1856 shortly after 10pm.

by Lol_you_bum_ June 24, 2021

April 14 ( kick balls )

National kick balls day. This is the day girls get back at boys for slapping our ass.

April 14 ( kick balls ) your allowed to kick with your foot on a boys balls

by Hit that April 11, 2019

October 13 & April 14

The days in which two lazy bitches began walking this earth.

October 13 & April 14 are the two days of the year when bitches be triflin.

by Vigilant Eyes November 5, 2019

April 5-6-7

It is the day that the most sexy, intelligent, handsome, sincere, loving and talented man was born. he is really unique and his name is german. unfortunately not all women can have him but I have that privilege, it is a gift sent by God! although God does not exist but it does not matter

Example:

-Look !! Here it comes a Germán boy who Born in April 5-6-7

-OMG, he is so hot

by Valenzxia November 27, 2021

April 16th: Femboy Day

On April 16th, we celebrate femboy day, where we recognize all the amazing femboys in this world. Make sure to get your femboy friends a gift, maybe a skirt or thigh high socks.

Person 1: "Hey dude it's April 16th: Femboy Day!"
Person 2: "Oh darn, I should get my femboy friend a gift..."

by λ κιττγκατ λ May 5, 2021