Wet Breading

A wet breading is when a friend is passed out drunk and you take a piece of bread and soak it in water. After the bread is soaking wet you scoop it out of the water and throw it at him or her like a pie in the face. WARNING if the bread dries on paint it will peel it off.

Man if Peck passes out in the apartment again he's gettin a wet breading.

by charlois969 November 27, 2012

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Wet Wallet

When you finger a girl to near orgasm and then preform a Backbreaker on her.

Guy 1: so I went over to her house and gave her the Wet Wallet .
Guy 2: what the hell dude, did you at least take her to the hospital?

Guy 1: Uhh...

by TheOnlineGuy69 March 11, 2018

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wet aspirin

Obtaining relief from any of your life problems through the enjoyment of a wet, sticky, very enjoyable sexual encounter

Yasin- Dude Im Fckn stressed over these exams

Kyle- Yeah bruh lets go find some bitches for some wet aspirin

Yasin- Hell yeah, thats just what I need to get my mind right

by BfloHunnydew December 19, 2011

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Wet Molly

When a man sucks on a womans nipple and then the woman expectantly sticks her nipple in his ear.

So last night I was sucking on her nipples and then went to go down on her when, she gave me a wet molly.

by theoneeyedmanthatwilleatyou June 3, 2010

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wet squat

When you go to take a shit and it insists on splashing water up and getting your ass wet.

Person 1: what's one thing that you hate first thing in the morning? person 2: having a wet squat.

by 33Gibby77 October 28, 2010

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Wetting the dirt

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.

“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021

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