When a pompous individual seemingly tries to be smart in their choice of language while being condescending to the person at the same time; a double-insult.
He’s always translating neutral statements into asshole-English just to be an asshole to her. What an asshole.
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
He is most likely the biggest asshole you know and os the capian of all assholes, hence the name but who knows maybe he has a soft side and is just using tough love.
Person 1: Hey look it's captian asshole. Person 2: who, Andrew? Person 1: yep that's captian asshole
by SugarScruber November 11, 2022
When an internet troll questions your taste in media by using their own false claims of knowing how real plays work, they often claim that school plays don't qualify as actual experience and think that all drama classes are about learning about the likes of William Shakespeare, they also think that they know better than you in terms of pop culture references.
by MM132 March 23, 2016
by Bruins mallow August 05, 2015
Couples who show how mutch they care by being as rude and dickish as possible to one another. They dont break up like normal Couples because the constant bickering is a joke and it shows how confident they are in the relationship and in each other.
Why are they dateing? They act like they hate each other!
They dont hate each other they are just an Asshole Couple
They dont hate each other they are just an Asshole Couple
by Knert March 07, 2016
A: I know fooling around makes me an asshole.
B: no it's not but fooling around with my ex is definitely assholity.
B: no it's not but fooling around with my ex is definitely assholity.
by Nasuuu April 03, 2020
The shape your asshole makes after a long stretch of time where it's being used as a holder for dildos. Similar to the holes in an actual aqueduct
"Man, that Tammy is so kinky. She made me get an asshole aqueduct because she blackmailed me into holding her dildo for a week.
by CarlMyMan January 05, 2022