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davids weed

bad tasting kind of weed, usually grown outside.
Peter: Ayo bro! I got Davids weed
Andrew: Ew man, I wouldnt even roll this shit for my pig!
by hnusnejvenkac December 30, 2021
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weed

is the best drug, it calms you down and makes you feel relaxed.
this weed makes me feel sooo relaxed
by staciegetshigh🍃 October 27, 2023
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weed-nerd

guy 1 - That babe with the purple towel reading a book just sparked a blunt

guy 2 - Ayy she's fire! I love weed-nerds, I'm boutta walk over and spit some game

guy 1 - Nah guy, I got dibs hahah
by caydublu September 16, 2018
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Philadelphia weed whack

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.
I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.
by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024
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Weed

weed is a cannabis based substance or maybe it's cannabis itself? let's find out
Weed is good. Weed is intended for inhalation or other kind of ingestion. Weed does not have any side effects. Please consult with the police before you start using Weed. If you have issues with Weed, please call our toll-free number at 1-800-IAM-HIGH.
by Shovel_levohS April 7, 2022
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Whack your Weed

(1) An outlandish insult to piss off someone that simply has no meaning behind it.

(2) A sexual innuendo reffering to slapping someone's bush and/or penis
by BerriVoid February 11, 2023
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Happy weed Friday

Where u take a fat rip of a joint and blow in to the woman’s pussy that have her queef
by anonymous May 14, 2024
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