sugar covered waffles

the smuttiest people on earth. if you see one of their stories- you better read it- it will be filled with smut on smut...

“did you see sugar covered waffles new wattpad story!?”
“Yeahhh! it’s so smutty!”

by toast.whore January 29, 2021

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Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.

This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.

by felix badcock March 31, 2024

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An insult of the highest degree.
Calling someone a weirdly cut piece of potato that is unworthy of being cooked.

by Jackal:) March 31, 2023

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A beautiful tasting lemon that tastes like a waffle pancake spicehead (paprika, usually)

by Spicy_Lemons July 17, 2021

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When you cum in side of a vagina that has blue waffles and it leaks out

I gave my wife a really nice and tasty pudding waffle last night

by Curly2725 March 16, 2016

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To hit with a car and leave the waffled imprint of your tire on the animal

Oops, I really waffled that squirrel back there.

by VAKI5 August 18, 2003

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A creature who is dumb but has a void inside of it. Older than time itself. Troll

by pato_ April 19, 2022

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