Urban Dictionary

A site used mainly by pre-pubescent delinquents living in their grandparents' basement to anonymously vent their racism, sexism and homophobia. 90% of the words defined on Urban Dictionary are either incorrectly defined, extremely vulgar, or, usually, nonexistent. Do not look up your name on this website if you'd like to preserve your innocence and/or sanity.

Kid: Hey, have you heard of Urban Dictionary?
Other Kid: Yeah, I used it to write a paper once and my teacher went into conniptions.

by Donald Trump's Head Squirrel January 17, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A platform where all of the roadman wannabe kids can look up the shit that their roadman friends say just so they can fit in and say it themselves. Madting!!

"What's a skeng?? What's a yute?? What's a pengting??
Hmm. Better look it up on Urban Dictionary!"

by BUNNY BASTARD June 30, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Wikipedia for autistics.

I am a Rick&Morty fan so I can't decide between Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary

by choking1337 April 19, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Rejection detection crappy

The urban Dictionary fucked meh up

by Dumbviper March 17, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Will only accept offensive definitions. Anything the slightest bit not offensive is out.

John: I am sorry that thing isn't racist, not acceptable. We are Urban Dictionary, Deal With IT

by nintendo fan March 18, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A place where all you'll find is made up sex moves, sex positions and anything to do with sex. And then all the other definitions no one reads.

Guy 1: Did you read urban dictionary last night?

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: Your girl said you tried to pull a charizard last night...yeah.

Guy 2: ...shut up.

by Someone had to do it January 26, 2016

urban bizz

The alter ego of any Bennett. More a state of mind then a person. For example, a Bennett will typically be a quiet nice conservative generous dude. However when a Bennett goes into Bizz mode, they become carefree bosses with one objective: fucking shit up. He does whatever he feels whenever he feels like it. However, an urban bizz does have some drawback, such as rendering to cops as the "12" rather than the "five O"

1.) Bennett: Wow shes a lovely lady, I wish I could ask her out.

Urban bizz: That bitch is hot! Ima fuck the shit outta her

2.) Bennett: Shit it's the 5 O

Urban bizz: Fuck nigga it's the 12

by DoggFather October 2, 2013