Uncle Gussed

Having a pen or other projectile thrown at your eye region. It is common place for the word bitch to follow uncle gussed.
Brandon: "Can you pass me a pen"?
(Jamie throws pen at Brandon)
Jamie: "You have been Uncle Gussed, Bitch"!
by uncle gusser October 29, 2011
mugGet the Uncle Gussedmug.
Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013
mugGet the Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spraymug.

uncle ali

An Arab working for the white man.
Another way to please white man , basically another (Uncle Tom) in the Arab version.
He would please the white man to get the job done and in return he will rewarded (by getting alcohol and white women if he is lucky )
Will do anything to be part of the white race.
He will sellout to his own tribe and other Arabs .
If another Arab befriend his white man , he will find ways to ruin his reputation. I.E. (backstab, create false rumors to earn the trust to the white man)
White Man:
Uncle Ali , please get pipe connected correctly, you won’t get the booze or hang out with my white friends

Uncle Ali:
Yes Sir , inshallah it will done in 5 mins
by anonymous December 31, 2023
mugGet the uncle alimug.

half-uncle

Parent's half-brother.
My half-uncle is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
mugGet the half-unclemug.

Uncle A

An endearing name referring to Adolf Hitler.
I've seen a lot of people posting Uncle A, lately.
by Uncle_A's_Greatest_Nephew June 23, 2021
mugGet the Uncle Amug.

Uncle Knobhead

Somebody who if it wasn't for social media would be completely ignored. Thrives in the company of other Uncle Knobheads. Nobody else is impressed.
I'll just have a look at social media to see what people are thinking about the latest from the Middle East. Oh fuck, the Uncle Knobheads are there already.
by Terry Clee October 25, 2023
mugGet the Uncle Knobheadmug.
Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.
I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.
by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023
mugGet the Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Pokermug.

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