sad tree

A tall person who’s very sad, or depressed.

Person #1: Hey, you see that sad tree?

Person #2: Yeah. I wonder what’s wrong with them.

by the_crazy_alien May 29, 2018

Tree Bonner

When a tree gets a bonner from a hot naked female tree hugger because she hugged the tree.

Tree 1: Yo did you she that girl getting all up on Frank, he must of got a tree bonner.
Tree 2: He always get those tree huggers, it's not fair.

by PoodyFiddle June 9, 2018

dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively

Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄

by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017

tree ass

a slightly perched rectum with a bush at the top resembling a tree

thought she was hot ,pulled down her pants and I swear man she had a tree ass

by BlackMagic666 December 19, 2017

in the trees

Having a total freak out. In a state of panic.

“That crazy bitch was in the trees and I had to talk her down!”

by Shellemeno April 23, 2018

Christmas Tree

a tree, most are fake but the rare few humans can find a good quality one in a tree farm. Santie Clause puts gifts underneath the tree after you decorate it with bells, ribbons, ornaments etc. Santie Clause leaves after breaking and entering while you sleep. In the morning you go and open the gifts that Santie Clause(AKA- your legal guardian and other family members) put their and are either real disappointed or real happy.

“Bro santie clause definitely left me a phone under the Christmas tree this year!”

by imavocabularist January 14, 2020

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