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Max

1. an unusually attractive male that's living life to the fullest capacity available to the human race. Characteristics include kindness, passion, a high intellectual capacity, understanding jokes sometimes, and being well-endowed. Is known to be worldly and adventurous but also likes a cozy night in with his family. A conscientious and assiduous worker during the day, a lover and giver during the evening, a high-octane booty dancer at night until the sun rises. Considered very rare; known to be pursued by men and women alike, and when discovered in the wild they are typically captured at all costs and kept close until the end of time.
2. short for Maxime: really French guy
Parent: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Overachieving Child: I want to be a Max.
Parent: Impressive choice, but are you sure? Might be easier to become an astronaut.
by biggest_fan_88 December 19, 2021
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Max

Man max sure.is growing after seeing you bend down

Oh so your dicks getting hard

NO it's a cock hint to the name MAX you get maximized every time it's gets out of it's spot
by Kochst087 May 3, 2021
mugGet the Maxmug.

Max

Max is funny, nice, and sporty. he will stand up for his friends and family.
max made a nice catch in football today
by anonymous February 2, 2021
mugGet the Maxmug.

max har weebtecken på sin mössa

Max is a very big weeb and he likes SAO. Also theres some teckens on his mössa
My dude, look at that Max, han har weebtecken på sin mössa, CY@! max har weebtecken på sin mössa
by Iupiter the WE-EB January 29, 2018
mugGet the max har weebtecken på sin mössamug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025
mugGet the Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).mug.

Max Ramamreiz

A Max Ramamreiz type of person is the type person to walk around dapping mans up with clammy hands and is basically an annoying npc
Yo my guy Max Ramamreiz is a fish
mugGet the Max Ramamreizmug.

Plouch maxing

Plouch maxing is form of looks maxing where someone tightens their eyebrows to make their cheekbones look better. Aka plouching
Person 1:”how does he look so good?”
Person 2:”he plouch maxes constantly”
Person 1:”how?”
Person 2:”he tightens his eyebrows and it highlights his cheekbones
Plouch maxing is form of looks maxing where someone tightens their eyebrows to make their cheekbones look better. Aka plouching
by Skibiditoiletenthusiast78 April 19, 2024
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