pre-post mortem face

When ones face looks like it has already gone through the mortem process.

That meth head has pre-post mortem face.

by Elwood82 November 25, 2015

post traumatic test disorder

The crappy feeling you experience when you realize you bombed the test

Dakota: Dude, you look like like crap! What's wrong?
Kenny: I didn't study for the science test and I know I did bad!
Dakota: you must be suffering from post traumatic test disorder

by Joshthefish December 03, 2013

Fake Post Malone Fan

Fake Post Malone Fan:

Fake Post Malone Fan: Lexi

by Da Pot Pirate August 06, 2018

post eruption magma ooze

after a male ejaculates, take your thumb and forefinger, pinch the post coitus flaccid penis (like you’re are squeezing out the last bit of mayonnaise from a package from chik fil a) from the base to the tip and that is what comes out and oozes down onto your fingers

ejaculates male flaccid mayonnaise chik fil a post coitus post eruption magma ooze

by ReXXXgoliath September 23, 2013

Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder

Having bad memories from a jazz band. A horrible incident which could be physically or emotionally damaging revolving around jazz or is from jazz band and is remembered often.

I have Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder after David hit me with a saxophone in jazz band.

by GingerLego320 February 23, 2021

post-Spring Break Blues

Feelings of sadness and loss of motivation after returning from Spring Break festivities

"My doctor diagnosed me with post-Spring Break blues after I got back from my trip from Cabo last week. I just don't have the will to move on."

by hwls2019 March 13, 2019

Post Mole Defecate Syndrome

After you take a mole and having the feeling to shit uncontrollably

*rips bong*
*coughs*
Ryan: Damn bro I gotta SHIT!
Max: Haha u have Post Mole Defecate Syndrome.
Gabe: Run to the toilet retard.

by TheMostDieselManInSC October 11, 2019