down-town surprise

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and some of the shit comes off on your hand.

Jason had bad diarrhea, so when he wiped, he had a down-town surprise.

by Hail the Almighty BOB May 16, 2014

Town Called Malice

Better stop dreaming of the quiet life, 'cause it's the one we'll never know
And quit running for the runaway bus 'cause those rosy days are few
And stop apologizing for the things you've never done
'Cause time is short and life is cruel but it's up to us to change
This town called malice
Rows and rows of disused milk floats stand dying in the dairy yard
And a hundred lonely housewives clutch empty milk bottles to their hearts
Hanging out their old love letters on the line to dry
It's enough to make you stop believing when tears come fast and furious
In a town called malice, yeah
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, oh
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Struggle after struggle, year after year
The atmosphere's a fine blend of ice, I'm almost stone cold dead
In a town called malice, ooh yeah
A whole street's belief in Sunday's roast beef
Gets dashed against the Co-op
To either cut down on beer or the kid's new gear
It's a big decision in a town called malice, ooh yeah

The ghost of a steam train, echoes down my track
It's at the moment bound for nowhere
Just going round and round, oh
Playground kids and creaking swings
Lost laughter in the breeze
I could go on for hours and I probably will
But I'd sooner put some joy back
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, ooh yeah

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 14, 2021

h-town

Hamilton, Ontario-- aka H-town, aka Steel Town, aka Steel City, aka The Hammer.. "H-town" was coined for Hamiltonians by Hamiltonians well before rappers started saying h-town, totally cramping our style..

- Hess Village is H-town's hot spot for parties all year round

- H-town has a population exceeding 640,000 people

- H-town is MY city

by BRAD G.I. January 1, 2007

D-town

Someone whom takes a lot of dick.

Dude, don't go near her, she's lives in D-town.

by The coolest kid in town April 12, 2015

paint the town red

killing people while their blood is splattering around the town, making it red.

“you little fuck head, you should be dead, i’ll pull up in a coffin and paint the town red.” -zillakami

by Fat Mama Joe June 10, 2022

p-town

poughkeepsie new york.

"I got robbed in p-town."
"people get shot at the kennedy fried chicken in p-town"

by buttercup may April 10, 2006

M-Town

m-town from killa kali where tha viet gangsta stay at

where u from? M-Town nigga represent

by [e-mail] March 24, 2005