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Russian Phone booth

When two men scissor legs so that their testicles and erect penises are pressed together, upon assuming this position a third person (male or female) must take a complete mouthful of vodka (without swallowing it), apply a single condom to both shanks, splash more vodka on them, then fully hoop both dicks.
While aboard, the third person must then spit the vodka into the mouths of the first two participants that were wrapped up together, the move only being considered complete when persons one and two have both had a drink and they all yell out "BLYAT" in unison.
I just watched three homeless guys pull off a Russian Phone Booth behind the Denny's on MacLeod. It was like a train wreck, I didn't want to watch, but couldn't look away.
by SkumKrank August 27, 2025
mugGet the Russian Phone boothmug.

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA
me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022
mugGet the I don't speak russian I speak sovietmug.

Russian nose ring

Cumming in someones mouth the same time you make them laugh so cum shoots out their nose
Becky was pleasing me and i told a joke as i came and she got a Russian nose ring
by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023
mugGet the Russian nose ringmug.

Russian chew

A sex position in which a male chews on the others nose and sucks boogers out then spitting it into the others mouth back and forth until one has to swallow it.
Me and Olivia did the Russian chew last night we went back and forth for twenty minutes.
by LoganSin117 December 1, 2019
mugGet the Russian chewmug.

Russian pull out

When someone who inserts their penis into another person and tells them they will pull out, but at the last minute doesn’t and cums inside them.
I promised I wouldn’t cum in him, but then I gave him the Russian pull out.
by Sue Casa April 18, 2020
mugGet the Russian pull outmug.

Russian

Russian is synonym to words "murder", "occupier"
I am proud to be Russian, because I murdered a child with its mother in the most beautiful Ukrainian Port - Mariupol.
by Frank986 April 11, 2022
mugGet the Russianmug.

russian kid

a kid who is russian and sus kinda imposter amongus .
Russian kid was the imposter from among us sus. amonkus sas . impasta russian
by sussy imposter man 123 August 18, 2021
mugGet the russian kidmug.

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