fuck you in

Going to tuck your girlfriend/wife/significant other in for bed but getting turned on and banging her instead.

Girl 1: "I was really tired last night and my boyfriend carried me up to bed to tuck me in but got a boner and ended up banging me!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god! Did he fuck you in?"
Girl 1: "Yeah! And he gave me an Armenian Noodle Dip !"

by NDirish15 April 21, 2014

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Get the fuck you inmug.

fucking cancer

absolute worst type of fucking aids and cancer squared

"this class is fucking cancer"

by dankgod69 June 29, 2016

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Get the fucking cancermug.

No fucks to give

When you really just don't give a fuck or you just don't care anymore.

if you think i care well there are no fucks to give.

by No fucks January 28, 2016

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Get the No fucks to givemug.

shoe fucking

When you put your cockhead in the toe of your girlfriends shoe, hook the heel behind your ballsack and slide or fuck the shoe.

My girlfriend wears a size 8 1/2 shoe. It's a perfect fit for shoe fucking.

by WIII February 15, 2017

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Get the shoe fuckingmug.

head-fucking

When you actively thrust your penis into your partner's head while receiving a blowjob. If you go too deep, it can trigger a gag reflex.

"She went down on me last night, but I got a little too excited while head-fucking her and she gagged."

by shadya_pervytra April 18, 2015

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Get the head-fuckingmug.

fuck chuck

A pearly-white intimacy lotion often liberally supplied to the uppermost regions of ladies in German arthouse films. It remains stored in the nutsack until required by the upright expulsion medium, known as the knob.

Miffy: "Oh Constance, the whole town is saying I trysted with Lord Whitesonly. But we have never been anything other than completely discreet.""
Constance: "Sadly, m'lady, that's less than true. For it has to be said the strings of fuck chuck adorning m'lady's chinular region have been swaying in the breeze for all and yonder to admire for twainscore and an eternity."

by Mr Marky January 30, 2008

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