When a guy and his bestfriend put both their dicks in one condom to have have sex with the others girlfriend/wife
by Jesus Sins October 2, 2020
Get the Mummy Buddymug. a buddy is a male who constantly keeps cheating on his girlfriend. Doesn't give her the love and affection she deserves. Lies to her, doesn't keep it real. Doesn't support when support is needed but instead is always taking from her. He isn't the type of guy you express you feelings and problems to cause he will turn around and tell it to another woman. A buddy claims he "loves" his woman but all he does is cheats on her. Usually he has a baby on the side that he doesnt take care of. Has at least 3 babymamas by 3 different women. The sex is terrible but somehow he thinks he is a beast in bed but is more like a woodpecker.
Look at that buddy over there with his main chick. I bet later on tonight he is gonna be in the bed with his side chick while his main chick is calling. Scandalous.
Girl, that buddy came over last night to fuck me and his dick game was garbage!!! I shoulda used my dildo.
Tell your men to never hang around a buddy cause he will try to sleep with their women.
Girl, that buddy came over last night to fuck me and his dick game was garbage!!! I shoulda used my dildo.
Tell your men to never hang around a buddy cause he will try to sleep with their women.
by doll_ch May 14, 2018
Get the buddymug. A member of the sacred Alliance of the Squozzles made between Queen Mary Kathryn Hooker Anna-Jospehine Squozzle Buddy Johanssen and King Tanner Pimp Dumbledore Squozzle Buddy Johanssen, Inventor of the Modern Penguin.
I wish I was a squozzle buddy, like Queen Mary Kathryn Hooker Anna-Jospehine Squozzle Buddy Johanssen, owner of the Love Shack Be-eh-bee and King Tanner Pimp Dumbledore Squozzle Buddy Johanssen, Inventor of the Modern Penguin...
by TJacob January 2, 2008
Get the Squozzle Buddymug. by prfoundbond August 9, 2021
Get the Buddiemug. someone who you send slime videos to!!! can be a completely random person or the pizza hut number on your boyfriends phone🤷 ♂️
A: "did you make up a random definition on urban dictionary just so you can ask people to be your slime buddy??"
B: "Well .."
B: "Well .."
by beebweeb September 17, 2022
Get the slime buddymug. Hey Jessika I know we told you we would head over for brunch. However this weekend we are going to pass you up and going to be your non bloody buddy. See ya
by Non bloody buddy April 30, 2023
Get the non bloody buddymug. Buddy troll =
Person who is friends with somebody not because they support them as a person, but because they think they are funny or interesting.
This can sometimes be assholish, or harmless depending on how invested a person is in the friendship, and how much they respect the individual as a human being and not an exhibit.
And how much the individual being "buddy trolled" cares.
Person who is friends with somebody not because they support them as a person, but because they think they are funny or interesting.
This can sometimes be assholish, or harmless depending on how invested a person is in the friendship, and how much they respect the individual as a human being and not an exhibit.
And how much the individual being "buddy trolled" cares.
Friend: "You know Josh is a buddy troll right? He is only talking to you because you do stupid shit like build Lego dicks and ask random girls out, and he thinks thats funny."
Josh "Aughuh! And I'll fuckin do it again!"
Josh "Aughuh! And I'll fuckin do it again!"
by Rejektitp0nk April 24, 2024
Get the Buddy Trollmug.