by forniterizzla9 September 24, 2025
Get the Texas Pepperonimug. a fag
by Dicks696969696969696969 October 24, 2023
Get the Texasmug. Huge butterfly like false eyelashes that are used to Butterfly kiss you like your Mom used to, just not where.
My Mom used to give me butterfly kisses on my face as a child with her eyelashes, well I was teabagging this gal from Dallas that had the biggest Texas teabag ticklers I ever saw, they caused me to flash back like Kung Fu to my Mother kissing me and I immediately went impotent!
by cobrafang May 19, 2021
Get the Texas teabag ticklersmug. When a cowboy has sex with any relative, animal or of the same sex.
The cowboy is usually named Blake or something similar.
The cowboy is usually named Blake or something similar.
Hey cousin Tom how would you like to join me in the barn for a west texas special. The sheep are looking mighty pretty these days.
by Huckleberry75025 May 11, 2018
Get the west texas specialmug. The great value version of Mobile, AL.
Corpus Christi is a city that proves every negative racial stereotype. Only good thing that has come from Corpus Christi is whataburger
Corpus Christi is a city that proves every negative racial stereotype. Only good thing that has come from Corpus Christi is whataburger
by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024
Get the Corpus Christi, Texasmug. I was going to take a trip to Occupied North Texas, but then I remembered there is no reason to ever go there.
by SaucelessSpaghetti October 24, 2018
Get the Occupied North Texasmug. Collection of elected officials with high salaries, perks, and absolutely no authority. Since 1987 when every county with a population of over 10,000 has been required to have an independent auditor appointed by the district judges, the position has been a useless waste of taxpayer money.
The Texas Association of County Treasurers supports candidates who kill legislation that threaten their titles. The Texas Association of County Treasurers sent the paper a fact sheet on the importance of keeping the position open.
by Candidate to Abolish the Job February 17, 2010
Get the Texas Association of County Treasurersmug.