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Philadelphia weed whack

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.
I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.
by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024
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Weed Whacker

a derogatory term against those who do drugs/vape and claim “i can quit anytime
“Tony told me he can quit vapes at any time”

oh god he’s one of those weed whackers
by skibidisigma27 August 15, 2024
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Weed Ogre

A woman whose chronic weed consumption has transformed her into a sluggish, unkempt, and vaguely ogre-shaped entity. Unlike cokeheads or methheads—who at least lose weight with their addictions—a Weed Ogre packs on the pounds, developing a signature round, puffy face. Known for their permanent stoner stare, questionable hygiene, and tendency to hibernate in dog hair and Dorito crumbs, they are the final evolution of the lazy, perpetually-high lifeform.

A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.
Bro, I went over to Chad’s place and his girl was just posted up on the couch, surrounded by Taco Bell wrappers, smelling of bong water. Bitch didn’t even flinch when I walked in.
Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”
by BigDogWalrus March 26, 2025
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Weed Party

Often held at Lenard's crib, a weed party consists of Marijuana smokage and Alc sippin (Alc is short for Alcohol). Occasionally there are some male on male ruffling in the kings bedroom, but only if star wars sounds are moaned during action.
Lenny is hosting a weed party this evening, everyone make sure to bring your own weed
by Adlai Reisser March 26, 2025
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Weed Buddy

“Weed Buddy” a black person specifically one who smokes

this world can also be used in similar way to “nigga”
by stxllr April 1, 2025
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Pulling weeds

He was pulling weeds in because he was horney
by Joymooon May 7, 2025
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Wack the Weed

The act of placing the roach of a pre-roll into yours or a friend’s urethra (aka Sounding) while he jacks off and blowing the smoke up the shaft.
Hey bro I just have a little left of this blunt, wanna wack the weed?
by Factsareallies May 15, 2025
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