tits to toes

A hyperbolically attractive female figure; literally, a female with such short stature, large breasts, and flexibility that she can touch her toes with her nipples by bending over. Usually used as an unobtainable comparison.

She's not tits to toes, but she could win Miss Universe if she wanted.

by Jay W. Allen July 18, 2017

wick tits

the bitch tits of a metrosexual latvian exchange student

dude, check out the wick tits on that fez.

by b.a.m.f. September 10, 2008

tommy tit

Tommy tit- off to hang a shit..

off to hang a Tommy Tit

I gotta go hang a Tommy tit

by Paule314 December 9, 2019

Tit Sign

When a guy (or a girl) signs a woman's chest, putting whatever they want on there. Popular on Facebook.

Dude, I asked Lindsey for a tit sign and she said yes!

I love it when guys ask to tit sign me! ^o~

by Seymour Guado August 27, 2013

bison tits

Bison Tits. They may be saggy, but they are massive and fun to play with. Bison, also meaning wild, meaning that the owner of these are wild, so be cautious, and take care when milking them.

i.e. "I grabbed her Bison Tits, and they Jiggled Wildly, so all I could do was take two steps back and enjoy the show."

by Batman_Gutjahr October 20, 2014

lasagna tits

When your tits are so big that they are unattractive and look like they are full of lasagna.

How could you have sex with Agnese? She's got those big ol' lasagna tits.

by Cpt. Daddy April 19, 2018

lick a tit

To literally or figuratively lick a tit

“Hey VERONICA, have you ever licked a tit?

Can you lick a tit?

by VERONICAtheHARMONICANIST December 13, 2017