Smoke

to hangout and chill not actually smoke

"wanna smoke brian"

by nochixloveme February 9, 2022

Smoked

The retarded state an individual gets from using methamphetamine in a long term fashion. The side effects of using crystal meth and staying up to long.

Billy is hiding in his camouflage tent from shadow people thinking the only way to scare them off is to blow his airhorn. Billy is smoked

by Eastbayryder May 25, 2022

Smoke show

When you fart after you blow smoke up the butthole and it blows a perfect ring. Also known as a rim puff

Student : I’ve been practicing my smoke shows butt they keep coming out like an oval. Got any advice as a mentor ?

Maestro: Oh yes I used to have that problem. I really have to curl in not out. Try that next time. Also getting a toy can be super beneficial.

Student: ah that makes so much sense, maybe I should size up my plug?

Maestro: yes, the bigger the asshole the bigger the puff. But it’s all about muscle control, it’s no fart you know

by ButtMaestro March 1, 2023

Smokes

A slang word for a cigarette.

Man 1: Did you get the smokes?
Man 2: Ofc! who do you think I am?
Man 1: Niiiice!

by RetardedGenius420 March 3, 2021

smoke pig

A smoke fetishist who is into hedonistic and excessive smoking.

Chris is a smoke pig who loves to smoke his pipe all day. Look at him smoink!

by Beefwellington85 July 13, 2023

Second Hand Smoke

It's when a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes, gives you a blow job, and right when you cum she blows as hard as she can forcing cum and smoke out of your mouth, and chance to get cancer of the dick.

Erik got second hand smoke from a toofy blow job. He didn't know anything about it until cum and smoke came out his nose.

by Tractorbandit1 November 17, 2023

Smoke my hoagie

When you ask someone to suck your penis. Especially effective in regions where the word is used to describe a submarine sandwich.

"I'll take the $60 relaxation massage, and I'll throw in another $50 if you smoke my hoagie."

by Unhandmygland July 15, 2022