Talking like a Russian

Blatantly lying for the sake of propaganda purposes. Saying something which is obviously untrue to justify some ill deed.

"Of course I'm not expecting sex with you tonight", I said over the phone, talking like a Russian as I packed a big bottle of lube, half a dozen condoms and a small bottle of roofies.

by Cynical non-American March 31, 2022

Russian Suction Cup

When two individuals scissor with moist buttholes, causing the buttholes to suction when pulling apart.

That was the best Russian Suction Cup I've ever experienced.

by Skatecrete April 1, 2022

Russian

Russian is synonym to words "murder", "occupier"

I am proud to be Russian, because I murdered a child with its mother in the most beautiful Ukrainian Port - Mariupol.

by Frank986 April 11, 2022

Russian economy

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Zelensky's balls have crushed the Russian economy out of existence.

by DudeIsANerd March 14, 2022

Russian Shart Shower

When a man shits in a bucket then dumps the bucket over his head

I just took a “ Russian Shart Shower” it was so smelly

by Oqueefna March 18, 2022

Russian disinformation

Scientifically proven solid facts that you can't prove or disprove so you label then as Russian disinformation.

Supposing you believe that the earth is flat, to you the simple scientific fact that the world is actually round that would be Russian disinformation. And if you disagree w the earth being round, you'll paint all people who believe that the world is round as Russian propagandists.

by Sexydimma March 18, 2022

Russian disinformation

What you call all stubborn facts that don't agree with your world view

Dude who believes in the earth is flat: yay the earth is flat. I won't believe anything else.

Normal dude: uh it's a scientific fact that the earth is round!

Flat earther: everything you said I disagree with so lets call the fact that the earth is round Russian disinformation! Yay the earth is still flat.

by Sexydimma March 19, 2022