Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

by Detailed July 16, 2023

Alabama Road Burn

When you pull your pecker out of a woman’s ass and it has and shit on it

“Man Keisha gave me some sick Alabama Road Burn last night, and didn’t even apologize”

by 6BBC9 December 25, 2018

Road Island

An offshore province of New England dat had previously been separated from da mainland country and thus only reachable by boat or plane, but now has a vehicle-compatible bridge out to it.

Prince Edward Island is a good example of a "road island" in dat it used to be accessed mostly by car-ferries, but a bridge connecting it to Nova Scotia was eventually constructed.

by QuacksO December 17, 2024

Shore road

The hardest hitter in the room. A shore road shags all around the place. Built like cbum and strong like Eddie Hall. A shore road also has a horse cock

Your such a shore road

by Shore road November 22, 2021

Gravel Road Cops

Humorous play on the acronym GRC, the French abbreviation for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, in reference to the remote rural areas where their officers tend to patrol.

"Damn gravel road cops always jacking me up. This is the 3rd ticket this month."

by koevoet November 10, 2020

up the road

An expression or phrase used by cyclists to describe a beneficial food or item often used by Cannice mcNay

also used to justify eating an unhealthy food

"ill do well today i'm wearing my up the road shorts"
"its okay to eat its an up the road digestive"

by oi2inx July 31, 2019

road mollie

someone who goes out at night with someone else's car and stays out later then they/she/he should.

Everynight I go to bed u come in and steal my keys,When I wake up at 3AM,and your gone you have Road Mollied me!

by anonymous March 15, 2022