Penis Posse

A group of males who hang out together, mainly to get drunk, talk about sports, and do all that other manly stuff that men do.

"Sorry, ma I can't come over for dinner because I'm getting wasted with my penis posse."

by Balzy923 February 4, 2010

Penis Flapper

An individual who participates in the act of flapping ones penis.

"That penis flapper over there is scaring all the children"

by Mouse743 April 5, 2010

Nasal Penis

1. A nose that looks like a penis.
2. A nose possessing phallic qualities.

Well, I went to this party, and I got sooooo fucked up! After that party, I went home with this guy, and we started having craazy secks. When he started going down on me, i looked and thought he was stickin' it in raw-dog, but no. He has a nasal penis.

by Dildough Queefingstein January 21, 2011

Penis Vial

Penis Vial is a vial where you put your penis wich becomes a penis vial during that act.
Penis vials are for no use, only entertainment.

1. My penis is stuck in a penis vial.

by BobProductions September 27, 2008

Penis Day

A day of celebration for dicks. It usually falls on August 18th.

Guy: Your birthday falls on the same day as Penis Day.
Guy 2: I wish you never brought that into my mind. Don't do that again.

by Nekromancers September 5, 2020

Penis Rot

Also known as dick cheese penis rot is a disgusting fungus that is produced from under washing of the penis.

Dude, he hasn't showered in weeks. He must have an awful case of penis rot.

by Myawesomelife February 23, 2009

pant penis

The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.

Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.

Cindy, you totally have a pant penis!
Gimme a sec Brian, I gotta fix my pant penis.

by Loki 1337 July 20, 2008