Minion Pirate

1. A villager having or showing a great lack of active.
See also: penguin thief, chicken pirate, minion beef, knucklehead, chicken master, pig pirate.

2. An inactive villager.
See also: cow beef, pig meat, sheep meat, cow pirate, sheep burglar, piglin pirate.

3. A lava chicken villager who tortures chickens in minecraft: chicken jerk.
See also: chicken jerk, penguin thief, lava chicken abuser, dumb cow, ugly pig, chicken pirate.

Shut up you minion pirate!

by Brendon Albanese July 30, 2025

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Poon Pirate

When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow

Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.

by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021

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Pirates Patch

When a female performs oral sex on a male only to pull out his penis and poke her in eye.

Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's lazy eye!?

Friend 2: Yeah, I went over her house last night and gave her the Pirates Patch.

by Samsquatch_91 August 26, 2016

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Scroll Pirate

When a friend or loved one unabashedly looks over your shoulder while you are scrolling through your social media feed and reads and comments on what they are seeing. If they reach over your shoulder to scroll back or see a post, this is considered an escalation to a full on feedjacking.

Go back so I can read what she posted
Quit being such a scroll pirate and look at your own feed

by alpha india golf February 23, 2021

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