Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.
by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018
Get the Texas phone call massacremug. by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019
Get the Mums Phonemug. Does anyone have a phone i can't see.
by whowrotethis#wasn't cuylen.... November 10, 2021
Get the Phonemug. Speaker 1 "Haha You Have A Samsung. What A Loser. You Know Iphones Are A Million Times Better.:
Speaker 2 "Are You Being Phone-ist Right now?"
Speaker 2 "Are You Being Phone-ist Right now?"
by Zain Robinson July 19, 2024
Get the Phone-istmug. by BadMotherTrucker22 November 27, 2022
Get the phone bummermug. by Z December 1, 2003
Get the spilled the phonemug. Nokia phones ,like the old school ones, they look a little less like a scary end times device. You see the the two cat eyes on the sides,looks like soran, and then like what's behind the screen you are looking at... And then there is this like neon light that is unnatural.
by Alex phoenix October 6, 2023
Get the Nokia phonesmug.