Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.

Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.

by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018

Mums Phone

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy

Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up

by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019

Phone

A metal rectangle mixed with glass and a big battery that glows in the dark and glows in the light

Does anyone have a phone i can't see.

by whowrotethis#wasn't cuylen.... November 10, 2021

Phone-ist

Phone-ist Refers To The Use Of Being Prejudiced Against A Certain Type Of Phone Brand

Speaker 1 "Haha You Have A Samsung. What A Loser. You Know Iphones Are A Million Times Better.:

Speaker 2 "Are You Being Phone-ist Right now?"

by Zain Robinson July 19, 2024

phone bummer

A person who is always on his/her phone

And pays no attention to anyone else .

“You’re such a phone Bummer !!” Your never off your phone !!

by BadMotherTrucker22 November 27, 2022

spilled the phone

see spill the phone

"dude, careful ... you almost spilled the phone all over the place"

by Z December 1, 2003

Nokia phones

Nokia phones ,like the old school ones, they look a little less like a scary end times device. You see the the two cat eyes on the sides,looks like soran, and then like what's behind the screen you are looking at... And then there is this like neon light that is unnatural.

I think ill stick to a Nokia phones.thanks.

by Alex phoenix October 6, 2023