nerd biter

Person(s) who enjoy biting nerds for sheer sexual pleasure. Often accompanied by giggling, errotic form of biting, almost nibbling, no blood drawn, brusing can occur.

The nerd biter had another enjoyable evening biting his nerd friend.

by Yorkshirecloggy November 19, 2011

Nerd Seizure

When someone has a fit

(Squealing, Giggles, Kicking of Feet and Legs, Jumps of Joy, etc)

over something they are very passionate about.

Dude 1- "Dude, did you give your hot employee those sick-ass shot glasses for Christmas?"

Dude 2- "Yeah, brah. She had a total fucking Nerd Seizure when I gave it to her, I think I totally scored."

by YourAsianFriend December 30, 2011

nerd-vent

When a nerd has accumulated an urge to release or satisfy the act of "nerding" out or action that falls under the category of being a nerd.

An example of nerd-venting would be having lunch or dinner with a group of individuals and then abruptly stabbing your fork in the table, getting up and putting in an Episode IV Star Wars movie and watching it without regard to any of your surroundings.
Or
Making needless relations to Star Trek Next Generation and it's direct correlation to your Physics class.

by Enron? February 28, 2012

Nerd's Corollary

The logical, if frustrating realistic corollary to Moore's Law regarding the number of transistors on a microchip. In as much as Moore's Law is used to estimate reductions in the cost per unit of computers, so will the reduced cost of the computers be converted to more processors purchased if the programmers are left unchecked.

The following conversation could have been avoided if Fred had applied the Nerd's Corollary to the purchase of new computers:

"Fred, I thought you said that if we bought the quad core machines, we could reduce the number of computers in the server room and save costs. Why do we have more servers than when we started and are over budget?"

"Well, we needed more machines because with the new speed and power, we discovered we could re-thread the re-factored process and parallelize the... (Fred's eyes glaze over and the rest of the information is lost in this discussion)"

by Metalman007 December 4, 2012

nerd load

verb, ejaculating from the excitement of nerdy pleasures

At PAX East there was so much cool stuff I blew my Nerd Load

by Moontabu77 September 8, 2012

Nerdberger

A complete, awesome, supermegafoxyawesome GENIUS!!!!

"Yo, look at nerdberger over there. She be so coolio,"

by supermegafoxyawesomehotnerd December 18, 2012

Nerd Sign

Generally used when people are bored and they are walking down a busy area making the spock sign with their hands.

I was just driving down the street when i saw this line of kids making nerd signs to the traffic!

by snapcraclepop January 26, 2013