mike

mike is an amazing person who looks the most flattering and is kind hearted, hilarious, responsible, and will take care of u in the best way. he is the kind of person to do anything for you. There's so much to say about this beautiful soul. there are infinite good words to use for mike <3. you are one of the lucky if u have a mike In ur life. He loves every one. Mike will do anything for anyone and will fight for the right even if it means he has to do the worst of things.

eleven : I love u too.
mike : *thinks* how did she know ?

by stianamileven March 20, 2022

Mike you little Tigger

Known as the ultimate warrior and idiot of Arab Squad, loves Fortnite and Soccer but he also loves picking his nose
Jesus first always

Mike you little tigger You’re a dickhead fam

by CodTime? March 25, 2022

Mike Pence'd

The act of being shocked, or electrocuted via lightning. In reference to Mike Pence's previous belief that homosexuality could be 'cured' through Electroconvulsive therapy (ECT). This can be used in any manner regarding someone or something being shocked.

Guy 1: "Dude, I just got fucking Mike Pence'd"
Guy 2: "What???"
Guy 1: "Yeah, the shaman dropped skyfury totem with stormkeeper up and crit me with both lightning bolts."

by proton_800 November 9, 2021

Mike Tyson

instant regret

Larry Holmes pushed his luck when he fought Mike Tyson

by stock user November 9, 2021

Mike

The male equivalent to a Karen, usually a dirty cop.

Did you see that cop complaining that a citizen was recording him, what a fucking mike.

by Apex Rex November 14, 2021

Mike

Someone who mismanages teir bad temper and speaks before they think hurting people they care deeply about and is very sorry and heartbroken because of the loss.

A coward; a dumbfuck

There he goes acting like a Mike again towards Chandra. I bet losing Chandra will make him rethink how he controls his anger. What a coward and a dumbfuck.

by "Jztkeepnit100" January 29, 2022

Kill Mike Pence

A phrase used during the Jan 6 attack on the Capitol which was either a genuine threat, or as the Republican Party has argued “legitimate political discourse”. Former President Trump said “it’s just an expression”. Try it next time your team loses a game or you stub your toe.

Ouch! Kill Mike Pence!

by Giant Choad February 7, 2022